These oversized pigeons lag my potato Xbox
Why can’t we ride the bat? Catwoman can ride the bat
Tame seventeen of them. The first sixteen should be named 'Na'. The last one, ideally the highest level, should be named 'Batman'.
What’s his favourite sport? Baseball obviously, Because of all the bats... Sorry. So Sorry.
Onyc: I am the only bat in ark so I am the best bat
Desmodus joined the game
Desmodus: what did you say?
Onyc left the game
Onyc:*attacks and breaks armor*
Me:hand me the flamethrower
*Big group of onycs flys in
covid alert!!!! make sure you vaxed before you tame
VLAD THE IMPALER RETURNS
Desmodus draculae 2.0 (Filler for cuz of not enough words )
Me: starts starving in the clever cave
That one bit of cooked bat meat: SUP
a few moments later these words appeared on everyone's screen in the server.
CORONA VIRUS IS ONLINE
Me: goes in lava cave
Onyc: I took that personally