Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
POV me
Walks into cave of the pack thinking it will be a piece of cake,
Onyc be like: yo bro did you get your shots because I heard there was sickness going around.
Me: no I didnβt get my sho- NO YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE ME RABIES
More Onyc Funny Tips
Tame seventeen of them. The first sixteen should be named 'Na'. The last one, ideally the highest level, should be named 'Batman'.
Why canβt we ride the bat? Catwoman can ride the bat
Whatβs his favourite sport? Baseball obviously, Because of all the bats... Sorry. So Sorry.
Onyc:sup
Me:hi
Onyc:*attacks and breaks armor*
Me:hand me the flamethrower
*Big group of onycs flys in
Me:sup
To the person who asked why do you need this, I ask why not?
VLAD THE IMPALER RETURNS
Be prepared for mega rabies guys, I wasn't:( check out this app for cure all!
Me walking into my first cave: "YoOOooOo, this is awesome."
Onyc: imma 'bout to end this fools whole career,
T H R E E, S E C O N D S, L A T E R,
Onyc: C'MON BOIS TONIGHT WE FEAST!!!!!!!
True story :)
Me: starts starving in the clever cave
That one bit of cooked bat meat: SUP
a few moments later these words appeared on everyone's screen in the server.
CORONA VIRUS IS ONLINE
covid alert!!!! make sure you vaxed before you tame