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POV me Walks into cave of the pack thinking it will be a piece of cake…

Onyc
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Walks into cave of the pack thinking it will be a piece of cake,

Onyc be like: yo bro did you get your shots because I heard there was sickness going around.

Me: no I didn’t get my sho- NO YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE ME RABIES

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Tame seventeen of them. The first sixteen should be named 'Na'. The last one, ideally the highest level, should be named 'Batman'.

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Why can’t we ride the bat? Catwoman can ride the bat

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What’s his favourite sport? Baseball obviously, Because of all the bats... Sorry. So Sorry.

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Onyc:sup

Me:hi

Onyc:*attacks and breaks armor*

Me:hand me the flamethrower

*Big group of onycs flys in

Me:sup

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VLAD THE IMPALER RETURNS

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Be prepared for mega rabies guys, I wasn't:( check out this app for cure all!

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Me: starts starving in the clever cave

That one bit of cooked bat meat: SUP

a few moments later these words appeared on everyone's screen in the server.

CORONA VIRUS IS ONLINE

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covid alert!!!! make sure you vaxed before you tame

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I'm actually Afraid to go into Caves cause of these Guys, Because the first encounter I had with them Ended in Mega Rabies and me losing my frog for 3 Days. Never have I ever Feared Bats, But this thing... It scares me.JPEG

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Me: goes in lava cave

Onyc: I took that personally

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