Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the noglin? Funny noglin jokes submitted by ARK players.
These guys are very good in pvp pve and pvxc for pvp run to a bob or someone u find good and mind control him for pve u don’t need a saddle to ride ur dino so go ahead have fun without a saddle for pvxc basically like pvp and stitch will mind control anything u want it to…. Btw lock it in a cage bc all it wants is ur brain as big boi snac
Dun-Dun! Noglin hehe, we’re gonna have some fun… me: WTH? Noglin: *finds a female noglin* me:*runs for life* noglin: u have tamed us both! Oh, u left. Me:* sneaks behind Noglins and knocks them out with a pan* Female noglin Wha…. Me: *points pistol to her head* Male noglin: *eats my tribesmen* me: *hardens grip on pistol* noglin: * roars* me: *hurts them both* *The other noglins I noticed popped up* Meow. Screen: You have tamed 50 noglins! Me: weak, huh? Male noglin: gains control of my f’ing army. Me: *gets my avatar armor on. Noglin: jumps out of screen. My girlfriend: WTF?! Me: Ark Sucks!