This thing is scary. I see one, i run. Friend: Bola'd. Me: Running Faster than I need to be. This nightmare: Coming… | Noglin Funny

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Who would win?:

A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine

Vs

One noglin Boi

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He’s gonna give you up

he’s gonna let you down he’s gonna turn around and desert you

he’s gonna make you cry

Say goodbye

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He protec

He attac

But most importantly...

He want ur brain as snac

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Mind control a Giga and leave its corpse in front of the enemy tribes front door. It sends a message.

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Stich!?!?!

How did you get in ark?!?!?

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This thing looks like a corrupted dodo.

82 points 😂 Funny Apr 22, 2023 Report

So I joined ARK and found out I have like the pet heart thing I my inventory I put it on and see the small thing chasing me so I ran then got tired and found out it was my pet! 1up= 1 prayer to noobs like me also 1up= if you like ARK

115 points 😂 Funny Nov 11, 2021 Report

What is a noglins favorite drink?

Spinal fluid.

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Genesis answer for a Bulbdog High on mushrooms

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One day in the development of gen 2

Dev 1: we should make a new hostile creature

Dev 2: how about a giant fire breathing dodo?

Dev 1: taken

Dev 2: a giant robotic gazelle?

Dev 1: already in development

Dev 2: STITCH ON STEROIDS

Dev 1: YES I LIKE IT

Dododex

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