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What are some funny jokes or stories about the noglin? Funny noglin jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-12T21:15:48+00:00

A noglin has four eyes, however, the front eyes are big, the ones all the way on the sides are small

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-02-21T21:09:46+00:00

Bippity bopity your lvl 1000 voidwyrm is my property

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-02-21T18:00:11+00:00

Bippity bopity your lvl1000 giga is my property

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-01-11T20:03:28+00:00

Dun-Dun! Noglin hehe, we’re gonna have some fun… me: WTH? Noglin: *finds a female noglin* me:*runs for life* noglin: u have tamed us both! Oh, u left. Me:* sneaks behind Noglins and knocks them out with a pan* Female noglin Wha…. Me: *points pistol to her head* Male noglin: *eats my tribesmen* me: *hardens grip on pistol* noglin: * roars* me: *hurts them both* *The other noglins I noticed popped up* Meow. Screen: You have tamed 50 noglins! Me: weak, huh? Male noglin: gains control of my f’ing army. Me: *gets my avatar armor on. Noglin: jumps out of screen. My girlfriend: WTF?! Me: Ark Sucks!

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2021-12-13T15:58:55+00:00

ROCKWELL JERBOA. GET IT ON YOUR SHOLDER BEAT ROCKWELL ITS HOME WITH U

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2021-12-10T21:15:41+00:00

Ok we need ideas for ark. I have a idea someone says. He asks what then. He says we need something ugly and looks like a frog. The manger says we already have a frog. Then he says the make this one look like something from subnatic

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2021-12-05T06:17:22+00:00

Why does this thing sound like a cat

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-10-26T22:07:13+00:00

So basically I was taming a noglin with my brontos and then when I was taming it my other brontos were not on passive and ended up killing the noglin and even my poor bronto, Could it get any worse????(Most likely lol)

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2021-09-19T04:34:17+00:00

My titan my gigs my master controler

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2021-09-01T22:28:24+00:00

Lol i used tamed gigas one went rage mode and it went all wrong

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2021-08-20T15:51:44+00:00

Must annoying thing to come across in a ice cave raid

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2021-08-15T02:40:45+00:00

Bipity bopity it’s my property

Hipity hopity I killed your property

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2021-08-07T20:54:36+00:00

Me looking for turtles to tame noglins on a shadow main with 300 movement and 3k melee

Noglins: “I think it’s my time I been waiting so long”

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2021-07-27T19:19:53+00:00

So I'm new and I see this adorable thing I'm like aww he seem me and riped me to shreds (teaches me to like adorable creatures)

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2021-07-24T15:42:03+00:00

Me: oh he the Nogiln hat skin cool.

Nogiln: … sick I ain’t the hat son.

Me: try’s to kill Giga

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2021-07-13T13:12:18+00:00

He can mind control me any idea 😉

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-13T04:02:01+00:00

It looks like a ferox from aberration

🤔

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2021-07-10T18:01:40+00:00

More health and dmg and speedshsgszsusze

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-09T02:29:59+00:00

On pve u can troll people with your noglin mind control them it's very funny

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2021-06-26T01:23:55+00:00

That boi understood Joseph Stalin