Hipitty hopitty your Giga, Rex, and Spino are now my property

Bulbdog noooo why become evil!👿

Me:oh hi noglin

Noglin:hiii!

Me:ur adorable!!

Noglin:yeah..im hungry,do u have a brain i can eat?

Me:uh..*runs*

Noglin:u cant run away from me!*mind controls*

*noglin eats my brain*

Rockwell: YOU HAVE MADE A FATAL ERROR IN JUDGEMENT, SURVIVOR!!!!!!

Me: dude, I've killed you 100 times with my rock drake Zephyr,

Zephyr: 'Ello Gentlemen!

Rockwell: Oh, good timing Zephyr, I've been wanting to meet you with a good ol' friend of mine!

Zephyr: Really? YAY!!! Can he come to my tea party?

Rockwell: Sure, let me get him. HEY CHARLIE!!!

Charlie: Hi guys!

Me: what are u?

Charlie: I'm a Noglin!

Zephyr: HI CHARLIE!!!! can u come to my tea party?

Charlie: Sure!, on 1 condition..... YOUR SURVIVOR'S LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Me: wait wha-

Charlie: *eats my brain and then kills me*

Rockwell: well... That was unexpected.

Charlie: ur next rockwell...

Charlie: but first, I have to go to a tea party.

Charlie: later, buttface.

Zephyr: *is traumatized of what happened to his childhood friend*

My fourth grade teacher talked about if your spinal fluid runs better you are smarter, if you see this thing your IQ is freaking -69

It gulped my bronto the. My Rex I’ll go Chaco on my giga

What is this monstrosity…

Nightmare Inducing…

Me minding my own business

That one noglin: no

Me taming giga noglin eating it 😑

Noglin takes over dino corp)

Worker comes in)

Worker: Hey, boss? When can we go home?

Noglin boss: Never! If you ask me anything your headlines will be a deadline!

Worker: Yessir...

(2 hours later)

Worker:Boss...?

Boss: SmElLs LiKe StRaWbErIeS

Worker:..........I'm going home..

Noglin boss from behind:(demonic voice) you have no home.

Worker:AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH........

*Me on shadowmane

*Nogiln hello there I like your shadowmane *controls*

*me GOR THE 50TH TIME WTF!!!!🤬

When the imposter is sus

Noglin:Hippity hoppity your head is my property .me:oh god help me. Noglin:die boi. Tribemate level 9999 was killed by noglin level99991. Sans song playing in background

Real men tame this with lvl 5 dodos

Me-Aaaaaaaaaaas this mind eating thing ate my pack

NOGLIN-You wanna be eaten by meh

Me-nty

Noglin-papa he bully meh>:(

Shadowmane-Roarrrrrrrr you and your mana is going to have a Scaaaaaar

make it up to create a second part ;)

And this is a dinosaur game🦖

A HELPFUL TIP SHOULD INCLUDE A FEW MORE WORDS.

This thing is scary. I see one, i run. Friend: Bola'd. Me: Running Faster than I need to be. This nightmare: Coming after my noggin. A random Tree: Getting cut down.

NotKakyoin Out.

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Noglins: “And when we kill the gods neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them as they built those to imprison us”

WTF IS THIS IT DECAPITATED SOMEONE IN TEK SUIT.

DIS BOI SCARY

Pvp is gonna be horrible with it if there are gigas i can just imagine somebody throwing at a tamaed giga also seems like the best raid creature