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Me:oh hi noglin Noglin:hiii! Me:ur adorable!! Noglin:yeah..im hungry,do u…

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Me:oh hi noglin

Noglin:hiii!

Me:ur adorable!!

Noglin:yeah..im hungry,do u have a brain i can eat?

Me:uh..*runs*

Noglin:u cant run away from me!*mind controls*

*noglin eats my brain*

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Who would win?:

A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine

Vs

One noglin Boi

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He’s gonna give you up

he’s gonna let you down he’s gonna turn around and desert you

he’s gonna make you cry

Say goodbye

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He protec

He attac

But most importantly...

He want ur brain as snac

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Mind control a Giga and leave its corpse in front of the enemy tribes front door. It sends a message.

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Stich!?!?!

How did you get in ark?!?!?

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NAHHHH WHT IS THIS WTF ARK?!?!?!😔

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My brother has one chibi and named it BUTT!🤣

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So I joined ARK and found out I have like the pet heart thing I my inventory I put it on and see the small thing chasing me so I ran then got tired and found out it was my pet! 1up= 1 prayer to noobs like me also 1up= if you like ARK

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What is a noglins favorite drink?

Spinal fluid.

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I pity who ever made you.

— plastic bag

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