Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Rockwell: YOU HAVE MADE A FATAL ERROR IN JUDGEMENT, SURVIVOR!!!!!!
Me: dude, I've killed you 100 times with my rock drake Zephyr,
Zephyr: 'Ello Gentlemen!
Rockwell: Oh, good timing Zephyr, I've been wanting to meet you with a good ol' friend of mine!
Zephyr: Really? YAY!!! Can he come to my tea party?
Rockwell: Sure, let me get him. HEY CHARLIE!!!
Charlie: Hi guys!
Me: what are u?
Charlie: I'm a Noglin!
Zephyr: HI CHARLIE!!!! can u come to my tea party?
Charlie: Sure!, on 1 condition..... YOUR SURVIVOR'S LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Me: wait wha-
Charlie: *eats my brain and then kills me*
Rockwell: well... That was unexpected.
Charlie: ur next rockwell...
Charlie: but first, I have to go to a tea party.
Charlie: later, buttface.
Zephyr: *is traumatized of what happened to his childhood friend*
More Noglin Funny Tips
I like your dog.
β plastic bag
Noglin. Goblin. Same thing.
β plastic bag
Who would win?:
A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine
Vs
One noglin Boi
Heβs gonna give you up
heβs gonna let you down heβs gonna turn around and desert you
heβs gonna make you cry
Say goodbye
He protec
He attac
But most importantly...
He want ur brain as snac
Mind control a Giga and leave its corpse in front of the enemy tribes front door. It sends a message.
Stich!?!?!
How did you get in ark?!?!?
Paint it blue and call it Stitch.
So I joined ARK and found out I have like the pet heart thing I my inventory I put it on and see the small thing chasing me so I ran then got tired and found out it was my pet! 1up= 1 prayer to noobs like me also 1up= if you like ARK
What is a noglins favorite drink?
Spinal fluid.