Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Noglin takes over dino corp)
Worker comes in)
Worker: Hey, boss? When can we go home?
Noglin boss: Never! If you ask me anything your headlines will be a deadline!
Worker: Yessir...
(2 hours later)
Worker:Boss...?
Boss: SmElLs LiKe StRaWbErIeS
Worker:..........I'm going home..
Noglin boss from behind:(demonic voice) you have no home.
Worker:AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH........
More Noglin Funny Tips
VILE CREATURE I BANISH THE DEMON!
Who would win?:
A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine
Vs
One noglin Boi
Heβs gonna give you up
heβs gonna let you down heβs gonna turn around and desert you
heβs gonna make you cry
Say goodbye
He protec
He attac
But most importantly...
He want ur brain as snac
So I joined ARK and found out I have like the pet heart thing I my inventory I put it on and see the small thing chasing me so I ran then got tired and found out it was my pet! 1up= 1 prayer to noobs like me also 1up= if you like ARK
Mind control a Giga and leave its corpse in front of the enemy tribes front door. It sends a message.
It looks so cute until it attacks you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Iβm in your rexes head
Heβs going to eat you
Stich!?!?!
How did you get in ark?!?!?
What is a noglins favorite drink?
Spinal fluid.