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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the noglin? Funny noglin jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2020-12-24T15:40:14+00:00

If you see a pink spikes in a mouth you know you’re dead.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2024-12-31T05:03:18+00:00

I think this might be the strongest creature in are because I was in rock wells inarflds then I encounterd 1 I took my giga killed me with my giga then killed and ate my giga.Trust me there is more to this tiny guy then you think.Man I almost blrage quoted and broke my PS4 (i have a PS5 now but I they weren't out yet. Lol

-detpichu

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2022-03-28T21:34:12+00:00

Wild Max Level Giga: No Dino or player scares me!

Wild Max Level Giga: But that thing…scares me! (Looks and a Level 1 Noglin)

Level 1 Noglin: Yummm brainnnnnssssss (Mind Controls Wild Max Level Giga then kills it instantly)

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2022-03-08T13:05:55+00:00

THE MOST RIDICULOUSLY LUDICROUS MOMENT

IF YOU JUMP, THE NOGLIN JUMPS, IF YOU ZIP ON A ZIPLINE, THE NOGLIN ZIPS ON THE ZIPLINE.

THE MOST RIDICULOUSLY, LUDICROUSLY CUDICROUSE MOMENT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2020-11-14T19:24:15+00:00

It’s scary

Don’t mess with it too much lol

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2020-11-10T20:39:17+00:00

I like how it says it cannot be carried by anything and fits in nothing and can damage nothing.

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2023-05-05T14:13:10+00:00

Bipity bopity your life is my property

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-04-09T07:07:38+00:00

WHAT HAPPEND TO HIS FACE !!!!!!!!

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-09-09T16:34:47+00:00

Hippity hoppity, your brain is my property

(American cup song)

Bang

Noglin (level 1) killed human (level 1000000000) with [American Cup Song]

Me: NOOOOO ALL MY TEK ARMOR WEAPONS AND MY LEVEL 100000000000 GIGA IMPLANT NOOOOOO

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-08-23T12:40:44+00:00

Me:

*walking*

Noglin: MMM look at that wild giga!

Me:

I'm gonna walk away

Noglin+Giga:

YOUR CORPSE IS MINE!

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2021-08-07T15:27:37+00:00

I was just having a normal day and turned around and saw this

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-08-02T19:22:29+00:00

Noglin:gogo gaga me:awe so cute noglin:nope Savannah lvl88 was killed by noglin lvl 1 nogglin:shadow I got another dead body for you

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-08-02T19:17:40+00:00

Savage boi did you eat another head of course you did great now he is bringing his giga army, well today your geting a big lunch boi go get them gigas

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2024-07-28T09:54:35+00:00

Oh so this thing is why my cousin is scared of things on her head. Makes sense.

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2021-01-03T14:04:13+00:00

Why th-.. Why does this thing have mind controlling powers? JUST SOMEONE TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-06T07:23:08+00:00

Got your headless costume from the Halloween event great put that on walk up to it and vola it can't control you if you have no head 😅

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2020-11-16T21:55:09+00:00

I can’t get these out of my head

That was a bad joke

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-11-14T19:39:08+00:00

I can’t wait until this comes out then I can use it to control wild Dino’s and then bring them to ether there death or a tameing pin I wonder if it will work on bosses

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2020-11-09T06:07:33+00:00

Noglin, best little boy yet I think

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2022-08-07T12:15:22+00:00

My sever bud: do u want this otter, or this noglin?

Other normal people: grabs the otter and cuddles it.

Me: ITS SO CUTE *grabs noglin and cuddles with it*

My server bud: dude what’s wrong with you