An equivalent innocent citizens of in action movies when a villain attacks they run away. They don’t know how to fight.
Moschops
The Moschops is a omnivorous therapsid best known for its love for food. Survivors can train it to favour specific types of food — whether it be Prime Meat or Rare Flowers — and it will become more effective at gathering it. The Moschops is a very cowardly creature and will flee from any sight of danger.
Jokes and funny moments about the Moschops from ARK players.
Best doggo on ARK!!! Awww. :’ Also best gatherer personally.
I literally had a level 200 one of these and 3 level 150 trikes came up to it, Your Bepic- lvl 204 (Moschops) killed a Trike lvl 154
Your Bepic- lvl 204 (Moschops) killed a Trike lvl 156
Your Bepic- lvl 204 (Moschops) killed a Trike lvl 153
True story :D
Ok so I was on mobile farming berries and I see a flipping
bw one of these JESUS CHRIST TWO TINTOBERRIES
I absolutely love this thing... It’s little waddle and its adorable little dance when it levels up. I had an amazing one Called Shadow, she was a black one with a green stripe. I was taming a Parasaur (back in the day) and I accidentally punched a Anklysaurus, the Ankly got…
I absolutely love this thing... It’s little waddle and its adorable little dance when it levels up. I had an amazing one Called Shadow, she was a black one with a green stripe. I was taming a Parasaur (back in the day) and I accidentally punched a Anklysaurus, the Ankly got its friend so I leave dit, gasping as I realised Shadow hadn’t followed me. I saw Shadow, standing over two dead Anklys....She met her demise 5 hours later as she was laying an egg, a Rex came out of nowhere and killed her...
Once upon a Time me and my pets(four dodos,one parasaur, a dilyphosaur,and my moschops)were attacked by a vicious trike NONE of us except my moschops molly survived THE END
Good troodon bait. It only takes 5 100+ level moschops for any almost troodon. Imprint bonus counts too
I found a Moschops that was level 150 and all i needed
was 1 mejoberry to tame
This dude literally be wanting cooked prime fish meat bro is the ark equivalent of a spoiled little six year old girl with like 29 food allergies like dog I’m butt naked you think I can do that
This is just a dog that came to ark
I have a level 196 and it does 150 damage and has 11700 health lol
This thing eats everything it the game no wonder why it looks chungy.
I have one as a pet I have tamed so many but I lost them I have one rn they don’t attack when something else is attacking u but they take up a lot of space in ur house
Me: Ooh your level 176 moschops.
Moschops: Indeed I am so I would like a couple tinto berries please.
Me: Really!
Moschops: no
Me: well what do you want?
Moschops: see those rock drakes over there?
Me: yeah.
Moschops: bring me 5 eggs and we’ll…
Me: Ooh your level 176 moschops.
Moschops: Indeed I am so I would like a couple tinto berries please.
Me: Really!
Moschops: no
Me: well what do you want?
Moschops: see those rock drakes over there?
Me: yeah.
Moschops: bring me 5 eggs and we’ll talk.
Me: @__@
POV: trying to tame moschops
Moschops:One wild lystro egg 😏
Me: Uhh ok
Moschops:YOU MONSTER WHY WOULD YOU GET A LYSTRO EGG
Me: Bro just gaslighted me
Mochops: one mejoberry please
Me: ok buddy
Mochops: one fertilaized triceratops egg please
Me: Um ok
Mochops: one sweet vegetable cake please
Me: i think this is going too far...
Mochops: your kidney please
You killed a mochops level 38
So i was going to the red obelisk to tribute the artifact of the hunter FOR SOME GOOD JUICY SOOTHING BALMS but me and scuttles my pulmonoscorpios we decide to KO a moschops but it said put food in inventory to tame then i put tintoberries in its inventory AND IT WORKER
Moschops: eats all the food. Me: WHAT HAPPENED! Moschops: a T.rex attacked me and ate the food
Just like my girlfriend, they ditch you as soon as things get real. ☹️
Wool owl
Me trying to find a moschops: hmmm I wonder where it could be?
Random Griffon named raymondusm: I’m boutta end the man’s whole career
Me: Huh? What’s that? A GRIFFEN? I FORGOT THESE THINGS SPAWN IN MOBILE! AAAA (dies 2 times )
Griffen: im so pro