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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the moschops? Funny moschops jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2019-05-21T04:00:41+00:00

These guys are cucks when it comes to cliffs

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2019-01-18T21:16:36+00:00

Don’t we knock ‘me out :p .....no?..... damn it pvp players

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2018-12-31T09:04:02+00:00

I've come across a few big daves that have wanted the same food twice so look for one of those.

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2018-12-25T02:33:56+00:00

It eats human feces too.Maybe massive feces too?

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2019-06-29T14:08:12+00:00

I thought that a dilo hurt me but NOPE IT WAS THE MOSCHOPS

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2018-10-08T10:50:22+00:00

once one of mine ran away and i found it in the ocean on a pursuit a week later.

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-02-11T23:50:06+00:00

These are also great breeders cause you don't need to keep their egg anywhere special just plop it on the floor and there you go just wait a little while

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-02-02T20:12:21+00:00

I need help i do not no how to ride it

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-20T21:04:23+00:00

It is very useful dino in gathering fibers,berries and chitin, in attack but it is a big coward,he want to let me killed one time😂

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-18T23:49:12+00:00

Me sees moschops

Moshchops one tinto berry pls

Me ok easy

Moschops one fertilized rock drake egg pls

Me (- - )

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2020-11-15T19:06:04+00:00

Is name means it’s a killer😂😂😂😂😂

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2020-09-28T01:11:42+00:00

I had a moschops and I pumped speed Stam and damage and hp so now she’s faster than a Spino and can kill a rex in three Hits

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-08-29T16:58:44+00:00

One of those guys wanted to break my house because I wanted to kill him earlier

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-06-20T11:50:50+00:00

This boss is encountered at the end of Genesis I recommend having at least 10 high level gigas and a few daeodons and yutys.

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-06-14T21:44:04+00:00

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score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-04-17T09:09:20+00:00

Them Run

They can't even outrun an walking sarco

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-04-10T23:47:09+00:00

WHY MOSCHOPS DONT MAKE GOOD CONVERSATIONISTS

Me: hi!

Moschops:

Me: what are you doing over there?

Moschops:

Me: hello..?

Moschops:

Me: you okay

Moschops:

Me: are you ignoring me?

Moschops:

Me: SCREW YOU

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-11-20T22:11:50+00:00

If you are doing multi player with someone, get a moschops, get it above level 30, and you may just activate a bug in the game. If you go into water that is deep enough for it to swim it will sometimes go so fast it makes the tropeognathis look like an over glorified paper airplane. just watch out for rocks because it will go flying so high you can hit the ceiling of the map as well as cross the entire island in under 10 seconds.

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-10-04T09:15:49+00:00

Therizeno:I am the best harvester in the game

Moschops:You dare challenge the god of gathering?

Therizeno:Oh…I forgor

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-19T08:12:33+00:00

The most cowardly creature I have encountered. Only useful of collecting recourses. If you expect it to fight for you, you’ll be disappointed. You can have 10 Moschops vs 1 compy and non will fight back. Not worth taking this Dino.