
What are some funny jokes or stories about the moschops? Funny moschops jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have one named "Suuga" on my single player world and I've noticed they kind of act like dogs and it's the cutest thing. When I fed mine, it got all happy and did a little dance. When I'm trying to kill something and one of my other pets runs to attack, mine will follow me (even though I have mine to "attack target" mode). I call moschops "Lizard puppies" now..
Aw! What a cutie! I want to tame you!
Ark: G I V E B E R R I E S
ok!
Ark: G I V E M E A T
Sure!
Ark:G I V E W Y V E R N E G G
OK… but I worked really hard for this.
Ark:G I V E Z T Y P E P L A N T S E E D
He’s just getting greedy now, but here.
Ark: G I V E C A R K E Y S
why?
Ark:G I V E
ok,ok.
Moschops: mmmm…. Scrumptious!
Moschops: ( belly flops)
( car pulls up out of no where)
Moschops: buh bye, sucka!
Me: ****
This is why you never ever let a wild Moschops eat your car keys during passive tame.
— plastic bag