when it follows u after takin agro just take a moment and... look at it's fukin smile. I died cuz I could not stop laughing...

I was going along the ocean floor and it was foggy I swam underneath a rock and there I was starring strait into a mossasours face ;((

Good early tame, non-hostile, they take berries

Who lives in a megalodon infested sea? MOSASAURUS! Grey and hungry is he! MOSASAURUS! If a death in vane be what you wish! MOSASAURUS! Then hop in the ocean and you’ll be his dish! MOSASAURUS! MOSASAURUS! MOSASAURUS! MOSA! SAURUS! *oofs rhythmicly*

-Eighthop

real men use brain cells and use tox arrows

Why are they so chubby like why

Chuck Norris once punched this thing out and tamed it with wood and kept it asleep with shotgun shells whil fighting of 50 squids

Mosa:Giga of the sea

Tuso:Carcha of the sea

Plesio: Bronto of the sea

Dunkleo: Megalosaurus of the sea

Basilo:Spino of the sea

Megalodon:Rex of the sea

Manta:Ermm...idk..raptor of the sea?

Itchyosaur:Gallimimus of the sea

Eel: purlovia of the sea

Jellyfish:Microraptor of the sea

Piranha:Dilo of the sea

Saber salmon:Lystro of the sea

Coelocanth:Dodo of the sea

I went exploring with my ichthyosaurus and found one of these. I no longer have an ichthyosaurus (RIP)

This thang is what really sunk the titanic and now roams the Brumuta triangle

You:sabertooth salmon

Mosa:the guy she tells you not to worry about

This is what happens when a moschop has a one night stand with a titan and a Rex.

I KEEP GETTING PISSED BECAUSE EVERY DAY, GET THIS, ON SINGLE PLAYER I TRY TO FIND A MOSASAUR AND EVERY TIME I DO, ITS AN ALPHA, SO I TRY TO IGNORE THEM AND HAVE A FEW LAPS AROUND THE ISLAND AND, NO JOKE, DID NOT EVEN FIND A LEVEL 1, ANOTHER THING IS THAT IT TAKES ME 30 MINUTES TO GO AROUND THE ISLAND ON A GOOD DAY, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 5 DAYS NONE STOP, I LOOK EVERYWHERE I EVEN ONE HUGED THE GROUND ON A TRIP AROUN THE ISLAND, ONLY TO FIND ALPHA MEGALODONS AND LEEDSICHTHIS OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL ITS NAME AND IF I SPEND HALF AN HOUR GOING AROUND AN ISLAND AND IT IS SUMMER BREAK HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO FIND ONE OF THESE F**KERS IT TRULY, ROYALY PISSES ME OFF, I SPENT 9 HOURS TRYING TO FIND ONE A DAY, HOW MANY LAPS AROUND THE ISLAND YOU MAY AS? I DONT "F"ING KNOW! IF YOU KNOW THE EASIEST WAY TO KILL 5 ALPHA MOSASAURS, HELP ME!!!!!!!! Was that intents?

I really think they're extinct even in the game.

WARNING: Don't encounter! That’s how the two guys died in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Oh wait never mind, now THREE. As I said, don't try to get near it.

Me: *tames it and turns it into a submarine*

There's always a bigger fish.....

Underwater Jurassic World vibes from 2015

You bound to end up like zarah or whoever from jurrasic world if u find a mosa

Me after playing Subnautica: “Wow I can’t believe this game got me over my thalassophobia”

This bastard: >:)