Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I KEEP GETTING PISSED BECAUSE EVERY DAY, GET THIS, ON SINGLE PLAYER I TRY TO FIND A MOSASAUR AND EVERY TIME I DO, ITS AN ALPHA, SO I TRY TO IGNORE THEM AND HAVE A FEW LAPS AROUND THE ISLAND AND, NO JOKE, DID NOT EVEN FIND A LEVEL 1, ANOTHER THING IS THAT IT TAKES ME 30 MINUTES TO GO AROUND THE ISLAND ON A GOOD DAY, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 5 DAYS NONE STOP, I LOOK EVERYWHERE I EVEN ONE HUGED THE GROUND ON A TRIP AROUN THE ISLAND, ONLY TO FIND ALPHA MEGALODONS AND LEEDSICHTHIS OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL ITS NAME AND IF I SPEND HALF AN HOUR GOING AROUND AN ISLAND AND IT IS SUMMER BREAK HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO FIND ONE OF THESE F**KERS IT TRULY, ROYALY PISSES ME OFF, I SPENT 9 HOURS TRYING TO FIND ONE A DAY, HOW MANY LAPS AROUND THE ISLAND YOU MAY AS? I DONT "F"ING KNOW! IF YOU KNOW THE EASIEST WAY TO KILL 5 ALPHA MOSASAURS, HELP ME!!!!!!!! Was that intents?