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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I had a lvl 268 male mosasaurus named Riptide, and I used to take him out on swims every day. One day, I went out on our daily swim, and out of nowhere, 5 cyndria (I think that's how you spell that) spawn right on top of Riptide! He started to take damage, and I knew I had to act fast. I jumped of him and did what I had to. I swam for days, having to fight of megalodons on the way. I finally got to shore, and mounted my megladon (Bubbles) and was getting element from a box to shoot the jellyfish, when I see Riptide swimming twords the dock! He survived, and every day since then, I've taken him on his daily swim.
Ever trying to find out how much damage your perfect tame Mosa does, but don't want to use the training dummy, as it's more inaccurate than a Minecraft skeleton?
Well, I have the answer folks.
It is literally just the melee percent of your sea lizard that's bigger than the Mongol Empire ever was. No joke. Though I put this in humor....