Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Show me the best way to knock these guys out (I’m referencing a meme template)
Toxin arrow: no
Tranq arrow: no
s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨi̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿ s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚h͚̖̜̍̃͐o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊: perfection
Toxin arrow: no
Tranq arrow: no
s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨi̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿ s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚h͚̖̜̍̃͐o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊: perfection
Ark mobile
Me:Having a tek mosa saddle
But not found a mosa after searching for two weeks :(
( I finally tamed it yessssssss)
Me:Having a tek mosa saddle
But not found a mosa after searching for two weeks :(
( I finally tamed it yessssssss)
Why do they want to eat me? I’m like a chicken nugget to them. Actually they will starve if they eat me lol. CMON BRO LET ME TAME YOU :,(
If your bored in your creative ark then get a mosasaurus slap a platform saddle on it and build a warship
Ever trying to find out how much damage your perfect tame Mosa does, but don't want to use the training dummy, as it's more inaccurate than a Minecraft skeleton?
Well, I have the answer folks.
It is literally just the melee percent of your sea lizard that's bigger than the Mongol Empire ever was. No joke. Though I put this in humor....
Well, I have the answer folks.
It is literally just the melee percent of your sea lizard that's bigger than the Mongol Empire ever was. No joke. Though I put this in humor....
For the guy who is having trouble finding a mosasaur, kill some sea creatures so new ones can spawn in.
Take taxidermy tool to it. , Install large taxedermy stand on a skiff. Bamb!! Got your self a giant flying Mossa!!! let the fellow arkadians know
I KEEP GETTING PISSED BECAUSE EVERY DAY, GET THIS, ON SINGLE PLAYER I TRY TO FIND A MOSASAUR AND EVERY TIME I DO, ITS AN ALPHA, SO I TRY TO IGNORE THEM AND HAVE A FEW LAPS AROUND THE ISLAND AND, NO JOKE, DID NOT EVEN FIND A LEVEL 1, ANOTHER THING IS THAT IT TAKES ME 30 MINUTES TO GO AROUND THE ISLAND ON A GOOD DAY, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 5 DAYS NONE STOP, I LOOK EVERYWHERE I EVEN ONE HUGED THE GROUND ON A TRIP AROUN THE ISLAND, ONLY TO FIND ALPHA MEGALODONS AND LEEDSICHTHIS OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL ITS NAME AND IF I SPEND HALF AN HOUR GOING AROUND AN ISLAND AND IT IS SUMMER BREAK HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO FIND ONE OF THESE F**KERS IT TRULY, ROYALY PISSES ME OFF, I SPENT 9 HOURS TRYING TO FIND ONE A DAY, HOW MANY LAPS AROUND THE ISLAND YOU MAY AS? I DONT "F"ING KNOW! IF YOU KNOW THE EASIEST WAY TO KILL 5 ALPHA MOSASAURS, HELP ME!!!!!!!! Was that intents?
OoOoOo Its just a Big basilosaurus they say... Tell that to my Dead Ichy... R.I.P Dolphin
I was riding a mosa and a alpa mosa just came out of no where and killed me! 🤣
When it says I there’s a 100% chance of death from Pachy charge
Its not talking about the Mosasaurus
Its not talking about the Mosasaurus
when it follows u after takin agro just take a moment and... look at it's fukin smile. I died cuz I could not stop laughing...
Named your mosa "FatMosa" and if you have a tuso named it "LittleSquid" (sorry for bad english)