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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 49 · Answer 1 · 2020-12-15T08:46:30+00:00

Me and my baryonx was just getting Pearl when we must have strayed to far from the beach and I just see this things face coming out of the darkness in front of me. Barry the baryonx stayed behind giving me valuable time to escape. I will never forget u Barry.
1 ⬆️ = 1 rip for Barry

score 25 · Answer 2 · 2020-12-11T15:23:44+00:00

Love Mosasaurus
Never found one
Play on mobile
There on mobile
1 Like= hire chance for Mosasaurus

score 21 · Answer 3 · 2020-12-16T03:44:14+00:00

I used this as an excuse not to go swimming 🤣

score 1008 · Answer 4 · 2016-10-31T02:36:48+00:00

Always bring someone with you who has less movement speed, so when you have to swim for your life, they will get you a head start.

score 10 · Answer 5 · 2020-12-19T08:12:18+00:00

No one the devs alpha mosa to make poeple fear the ocean. Me admin commands

score 33 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-22T02:59:14+00:00

Megalodon: I have one of the most powerful bites in all of ARK!!!

Alpha Megalodon: That’s nothing compared to what I can do!!!

Megalodon: Wait what is that red mist coming towards us?

Megalodon level 17 died to Alpha Mosasaurus
Alpha Megalodon level 14 died to Alpha Mosasaurus

Alpha Mosasaurus: Idiots.

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2020-12-25T21:24:36+00:00

Why ppl keep calling this water giga, when most ppl have this but not giga?

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2020-12-31T14:12:37+00:00

Show me the best way to knock these guys out (I’m referencing a meme template)
Toxin arrow: no
Tranq arrow: no
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score 53 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-21T14:52:54+00:00

FINALLY!!! FOUND A MOSA, ITS VERY RED AND...wait why does it look bigger than normal? And it’s faster too, and why is it swimming towards me...OH GO HAVE MER-
*DinoDude was killed by a alpha mosa*

score 392 · Answer 10 · 2017-07-21T04:24:40+00:00

Megalodon - You

Mosasaur - The guy she tells you not to worry about

score 123 · Answer 11 · 2019-10-19T02:17:27+00:00

Aren’t you full from eating the indominus? Why are you eating me!

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2021-01-13T08:23:36+00:00

Take taxidermy tool to it. , Install large taxedermy stand on a skiff. Bamb!! Got your self a giant flying Mossa!!! let the fellow arkadians know

score 56 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-05T07:45:36+00:00

It would be cool if these guys jump out of the water and eat you

score 48 · Answer 14 · 2020-06-09T23:50:54+00:00

Just a water giga, ready to destroy your life.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2021-01-12T02:14:55+00:00

Tried to tame one with mobile god console, hard and didn’t have saddle for it. 😂

score 30 · Answer 16 · 2020-08-10T04:57:07+00:00

If ya see one of these... Just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming 🐟

score 269 · Answer 17 · 2017-06-22T19:55:15+00:00

Ooh! A giant fish! Wonder what it's called! Forgot my spyglass... ehh, it couldnt be that bad!

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-01-05T06:25:17+00:00

This is soo cute where can I find one to hug😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-04T17:34:39+00:00

God console with mosa= YES
It can kill anything in basically one shot if it is lvl 9999

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2020-12-01T20:46:15+00:00

If your bored in your creative ark then get a mosasaurus slap a platform saddle on it and build a warship