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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my baryonx was just getting Pearl when we must have strayed to far from the beach and I just see this things face coming out of the darkness in front of me. Barry the baryonx stayed behind giving me valuable time to escape. I will never forget u Barry.
1 ⬆️ = 1 rip for Barry
Megalodon: I have one of the most powerful bites in all of ARK!!!
Alpha Megalodon: That’s nothing compared to what I can do!!!
Megalodon: Wait what is that red mist coming towards us?
Megalodon level 17 died to Alpha Mosasaurus
Alpha Megalodon level 14 died to Alpha Mosasaurus
Alpha Mosasaurus: Idiots.
me with my basilosaurus killing fish:
mosasaurus:lunch for me
PROCEEDS TO MURDER MY B̸̩̰͕̙͈̏͛̒̐̽A̶̤͍̟̲͓͕͍̼͕͎̽́̒̇͝Ş̸̜̦̦̦̓́̐̈́͆̅̇̚Į̴̧̝͔͍͖͇̹̗̅͆̈́̈́̒̕L̸̼̞̰͘O̸̜͉̹̳̎͒̎̄͘͘͝Ş̸̜̦̦̦̓́̐̈́͆̅̇̚A̶̤͍̟̲͓͕͍̼͕͎̽́̒̇͝Ù̸̺̓̀̓͒͑R̶̨̨̖̬̹̥̜̠͎̺̍͐̂Ù̸̺̓̀̓͒͑Ş̸̜̦̦̦̓́̐̈́͆̅̇̚
me:glad i brought you my longneck
kills the mosasarus and makes a grave for my basilosaurus
(SOME STUFF) it’s name was John he was a lvl 445 basilosaur
he was awesome and killer like so he was a strong boi
the mosasaurus was a lvl 145 and annoying
that all :>