Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my baryonx was just getting Pearl when we must have strayed to far from the beach and I just see this things face coming out of the darkness in front of me. Barry the baryonx stayed behind giving me valuable time to escape. I will never forget u Barry.
1 ⬆️ = 1 rip for Barry
1 ⬆️ = 1 rip for Barry
Love Mosasaurus
Never found one
Play on mobile
There on mobile
1 Like= hire chance for Mosasaurus
Never found one
Play on mobile
There on mobile
1 Like= hire chance for Mosasaurus
Always bring someone with you who has less movement speed, so when you have to swim for your life, they will get you a head start.
Megalodon: I have one of the most powerful bites in all of ARK!!!
Alpha Megalodon: That’s nothing compared to what I can do!!!
Megalodon: Wait what is that red mist coming towards us?
Megalodon level 17 died to Alpha Mosasaurus
Alpha Megalodon level 14 died to Alpha Mosasaurus
Alpha Mosasaurus: Idiots.
Alpha Megalodon: That’s nothing compared to what I can do!!!
Megalodon: Wait what is that red mist coming towards us?
Megalodon level 17 died to Alpha Mosasaurus
Alpha Megalodon level 14 died to Alpha Mosasaurus
Alpha Mosasaurus: Idiots.
Show me the best way to knock these guys out (I’m referencing a meme template)
Toxin arrow: no
Tranq arrow: no
s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨi̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿ s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚h͚̖̜̍̃͐o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊: perfection
Toxin arrow: no
Tranq arrow: no
s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨi̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿ s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚h͚̖̜̍̃͐o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊: perfection
FINALLY!!! FOUND A MOSA, ITS VERY RED AND...wait why does it look bigger than normal? And it’s faster too, and why is it swimming towards me...OH GO HAVE MER-
*DinoDude was killed by a alpha mosa*
*DinoDude was killed by a alpha mosa*
Take taxidermy tool to it. , Install large taxedermy stand on a skiff. Bamb!! Got your self a giant flying Mossa!!! let the fellow arkadians know
Tried to tame one with mobile god console, hard and didn’t have saddle for it. 😂
If ya see one of these... Just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming 🐟
Ooh! A giant fish! Wonder what it's called! Forgot my spyglass... ehh, it couldnt be that bad!
God console with mosa= YES
It can kill anything in basically one shot if it is lvl 9999
It can kill anything in basically one shot if it is lvl 9999
If your bored in your creative ark then get a mosasaurus slap a platform saddle on it and build a warship