ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my baryonx was just getting Pearl when we must have strayed to far from the beach and I just see this things face coming out of the darkness in front of me. Barry the baryonx stayed behind giving me valuable time to escape. I will never forget u Barry.
1 ⬆️ = 1 rip for Barry
I KEEP GETTING PISSED BECAUSE EVERY DAY, GET THIS, ON SINGLE PLAYER I TRY TO FIND A MOSASAUR AND EVERY TIME I DO, ITS AN ALPHA, SO I TRY TO IGNORE THEM AND HAVE A FEW LAPS AROUND THE ISLAND AND, NO JOKE, DID NOT EVEN FIND A LEVEL 1, ANOTHER THING IS THAT IT TAKES ME 30 MINUTES TO GO AROUND THE ISLAND ON A GOOD DAY, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 5 DAYS NONE STOP, I LOOK EVERYWHERE I EVEN ONE HUGED THE GROUND ON A TRIP AROUN THE ISLAND, ONLY TO FIND ALPHA MEGALODONS AND LEEDSICHTHIS OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL ITS NAME AND IF I SPEND HALF AN HOUR GOING AROUND AN ISLAND AND IT IS SUMMER BREAK HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO FIND ONE OF THESE F**KERS IT TRULY, ROYALY PISSES ME OFF, I SPENT 9 HOURS TRYING TO FIND ONE A DAY, HOW MANY LAPS AROUND THE ISLAND YOU MAY AS? I DONT "F"ING KNOW! IF YOU KNOW THE EASIEST WAY TO KILL 5 ALPHA MOSASAURS, HELP ME!!!!!!!! Was that intents?