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What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ever trying to find out how much damage your perfect tame Mosa does, but don't want to use the training dummy, as it's more inaccurate than a Minecraft skeleton?
Well, I have the answer folks.
It is literally just the melee percent of your sea lizard that's bigger than the Mongol Empire ever was. No joke. Though I put this in humor....
Me with my ichty:searching for a mosa.
My ichty:where mosa
Me:idk
Also Me after 2 hours of searching the ocean and almost freezing to death:finally finds one
Also me:sees that it has a red mist
Me:sh*t
My ichty:but we're on mobile!
Me:oh yea
So we both killed the red mosa and got free xp
happy ending
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