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Ever trying to find out how much damage your perfect tame Mosa does, but don't want to use the training dummy, as it's more inaccurate than a Minecraft skeleton?

Well, I have the answer folks.

It is literally just the melee percent of your sea lizard that's bigger than the Mongol Empire ever was. No joke. Though I put this in humor....

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