Best way to piss it off give it a wet kiss trust me I have experience Oop who said that

At this point ark hates me because I have found only lvl 55 mosa and under til the day my sister screws around in my single player server and finds a lvl 150 who was so damn fat it looked like he to Burger King, tripped over Dairy Queen and crushed Carl’s Jr 😅😅😅🤣🤣 then in her bright mind she went over to it shot sleepy sticks up it but and killed all the jellyfish and eels just to think squidward (lvl 150 Tuso) was gonna kiss her forehead and leave well let me tell you this Son of a turd-wacker grabbed her then the dolphin but from what I saw did not touched the mosa I came back to guess what a pissed off spaghetti noodle with a glitched tailed mosa attached to its a*s like wtf then guess what, if you thought we left all of you are wrong, Casper gets the cookie we tried to revenge kill the rage fueled, SpongeBob chucking, spaghetti bowl that makes its own sauce by using the only thing we had and ascendant wooden bow guess how far that got us if you guessed waking up on the beach traumatized you get a cookie (it’s pumpkin spice) how to get the cookie if you are in Australia while I am in some white van playing Ark and stealing midgets for a living guess what you don’t do tuck your balls between your legs and screw off unless you are a woman I got nothing to say about that

- Grandma’s armpit wrinkle

Me and my baryonx was just getting Pearl when we must have strayed to far from the beach and I just see this things face coming out of the darkness in front of me. Barry the baryonx stayed behind giving me valuable time to escape. I will never forget u Barry.

1 ⬆️ = 1 rip for Barry

Real men only knock these out with a sling shot and feed it berries

Love Mosasaurus

Never found one

Play on mobile

There on mobile

1 Like= hire chance for Mosasaurus

This damn thing as an alpha hit a after 3 ark days of me getting it stuck on the beach I come back three ark days later to find the mosa with a spaghetti tail and there was not titan so my brilliant brain decided that I should leave my base on aggressive because I don’t trust servers and my damn dodo attack a titan who happened to be weakened about half and it destroyed my base well this is another classic ark met Rick and Morty the buttfu*ked one punch man welcome to the world of the most unforgiving game ever created

When you realize people tame this with the spaghetti noodle that makes its own sauce

- for noobs

Also use the bow it is like these worlds best way to knock something out with butt plug

- for people who think they are chads

Real men use fists to knock it out

I have been looking for one for 30min and then there it is,an alpha mosa what does it take to find decent Dino’s around here?!?!?