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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the moeder? Funny moeder jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 20 · Answer 1 · 2020-03-06T13:04:35+00:00

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nope, not sponge bob squarepants anymore...

score 16 · Answer 2 · 2021-04-24T18:36:38+00:00

Subnautica be like. Hope I have you flashbacks

score 12 · Answer 3 · 2022-07-15T18:00:23+00:00

Oh here he comes I LIKE THEM BIG I LIKE THEM CHUNKY

score 18 · Answer 4 · 2020-06-20T15:18:59+00:00

He seems familiar. Where have I seen him? Oh right, my nightmares!

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2025-07-19T07:59:33+00:00

Big fish /evil version of space whales

score 16 · Answer 6 · 2020-11-07T02:14:08+00:00

Guy makes the reaper from subnautica look beautiful

score 18 · Answer 7 · 2020-02-13T12:56:17+00:00

It looks like it has a demogorgon mouth

score 18 · Answer 8 · 2020-02-06T20:09:28+00:00

I have most likely already died hearing about it. I cannot fight bosses XD

score 16 · Answer 9 · 2020-09-05T11:27:58+00:00

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming... JUST SWIM!

score 15 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-11T01:01:11+00:00

Noob lvl like 30: oooo cool me gonna tame big fooshy wit tranq arrowz

*shoots like 5 tranq arrows into the boi

Noob: huh, y big fooshy no tame. Wait, is it looking at me? WAIT NOOOOOO

*sound of grinding and blood splatter

RIP: the stupidest player in ark. Also how the heck did he get to lvl 30

score 17 · Answer 11 · 2019-12-08T15:15:59+00:00

Seems like the tentacle lady from life little mermaid

score 15 · Answer 12 · 2020-08-15T19:08:27+00:00

This is gyrados.....

........with nuclear waste......

score 16 · Answer 13 · 2019-12-22T13:01:02+00:00

Its totally tameable 😏 just give it some forcetame.

score 15 · Answer 14 · 2020-03-02T17:08:37+00:00

Damn can’t break thatch? Noted. 😂

score 12 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-25T19:44:34+00:00

Moeder

Moedor

Moedoor

Mroedoor

More door

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2024-04-25T22:43:35+00:00

So this is what I get when I search on Google for eel on drugs.....

score 11 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-20T22:55:53+00:00

In my language(dutch) moeder means mom... 😬

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2025-02-24T16:32:19+00:00

Everybody put nuclear gas in your tank

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2023-10-11T01:27:50+00:00

This looks like a coel mixed with brownie colored Sarco skin and a slight bit of element and just a bit of Rockwell (and a tad of eel too)

score 7 · Answer 20 · 2022-11-05T16:46:53+00:00

A cross on an angler, electophorus, and giga chad