Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the moeder? Funny moeder jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 291 · Answer 1 · 2020-05-26T01:19:23+00:00

Me :JUST LET ME TAME IT!

The game:no

Me: *goes in god mode and uses forcetame*

Also me: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL!

score 270 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-08T11:50:43+00:00

Passive mejo tame!

score 79 · Answer 3 · 2020-02-26T06:26:13+00:00

Funfact : Moeder is dutch for Mother

score 59 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-11T02:55:52+00:00

It's a passive thatch tame!

score 39 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-26T14:11:31+00:00

Did you know that moeder means Mother in Dutch?(Netherlands)

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2023-04-12T15:34:23+00:00

Kinda looks like a really fat fish really fat like seriously faaaaaaaaaaaat🐘🦛🦏 it looks fatter than an elephant, a hippo, and a rhino

score 25 · Answer 7 · 2020-06-15T20:23:49+00:00

Let me just aaa go into god mode

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-04-07T17:42:18+00:00

Did somebody say just murder?......

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2023-03-30T02:14:35+00:00

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Yes

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Modder

….

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He kill

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score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-03-20T22:39:13+00:00

I like men

Kill it

Because gay men

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-03-20T01:57:37+00:00

it's too late

The nuke has got us

LITERALLY

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-03-11T10:44:31+00:00

It looks like a tadpole that swam up the Chernobyl river ☢️

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-03-06T22:11:01+00:00

Congratulations! Your reaper leviathan evolved into a… what the heck happened here?!

- Phantom

score 11 · Answer 14 · 2021-01-20T22:55:53+00:00

In my language(dutch) moeder means mom... 😬

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-03T15:22:09+00:00

who left the nuke inside the pirhana tank?

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-03-02T17:58:05+00:00

Stranger Fins

score 14 · Answer 17 · 2020-03-02T17:08:37+00:00

Damn can’t break thatch? Noted. 😂

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-02-23T12:46:28+00:00

Me: ah time to beat the living daylights outta something

Moeder: I AM UNSTOPPABLE FOR YOU MR I LOVE DODOS

Me: hehehehe *throws put 10 megalodons and 10 mosasaurs*

Moeder: *chuckles* I'm in danger *dies*

Everyone else: HOW?

Me: ez mode

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2023-02-18T00:49:20+00:00

Non-tameable kiss my thumb

A helpful tip should use more words

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2023-02-06T01:12:09+00:00

It’s pikon but worse😂 (scwable)Primal fear