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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the moeder? Funny moeder jokes submitted by ARK players.
Itβs a passive mejoberry tame.
Cmon who left the nuclear waste in the fish tank
Me :JUST LET ME TAME IT!
The game:no
Me: *goes in god mode and uses forcetame*
Also me: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL!
The game:no
Me: *goes in god mode and uses forcetame*
Also me: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL!
Passive mejo tame! Updoot so people can see!
It means mother in Dutch LOL
Up to make people laugh
Up to make people laugh
I thought it was meant to look like a eel but itβs so fat
Go back to subnautica you filthy creature
Coelacanths on steroids be like
RELEASE THE WAR COELACANTH (and watch the show)
There's always a bigger fish...
Noob lvl like 30: oooo cool me gonna tame big fooshy wit tranq arrowz
*shoots like 5 tranq arrows into the boi
Noob: huh, y big fooshy no tame. Wait, is it looking at me? WAIT NOOOOOO
*sound of grinding and blood splatter
RIP: the stupidest player in ark. Also how the heck did he get to lvl 30
*shoots like 5 tranq arrows into the boi
Noob: huh, y big fooshy no tame. Wait, is it looking at me? WAIT NOOOOOO
*sound of grinding and blood splatter
RIP: the stupidest player in ark. Also how the heck did he get to lvl 30
Mmmmmm some delicious force tame
when i saw one i was like, turn around and just keep swimming just keep swimming
I have played all maps, the sad part is that I havenβt beat A single one
Funfact : Moeder is dutch for Mother
This thing makes a megalodon look like a goldfish, whoβs fighting it first?
Max out a coel and watch the bloodbath!!
Obese Fish.
FILLER
FILLER
Guy makes the reaper from subnautica look beautiful
It's a passive thatch tame!