Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Noob lvl like 30: oooo cool me gonna tame big fooshy wit tranq arrowz
*shoots like 5 tranq arrows into the boi
Noob: huh, y big fooshy no tame. Wait, is it looking at me? WAIT NOOOOOO
*sound of grinding and blood splatter
RIP: the stupidest player in ark. Also how the heck did he get to lvl 30
More Moeder Funny Tips
Itβs name kind of sounds like βMurderβ to me
Wht am I looking at rnβ¦. Wtf is this
Dont let it kill you and you will live.
Dude looks like he has a bad breath π·
I wish this was tameable and rideable cause I can tell my tribemates to help me in the water and once there in the I can swim out of nowhere are scare the hell out of themππ₯Ή
Itβs a passive mejoberry tame.
Cmon who left the nuclear waste in the fish tank
Tiny arms. I wonder if it evolved from the T. rex. Or de- volved.
β plastic bag
It means mother in Dutch LOL
Up to make people laugh
Me :JUST LET ME TAME IT!
The game:no
Me: *goes in god mode and uses forcetame*
Also me: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL!