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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the moeder? Funny moeder jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 13 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-18T02:56:50+00:00

When u put drugs in the fish bowl instead of water u get screwed up goldfish

score 14 · Answer 2 · 2020-02-26T09:30:08+00:00

Moeder is dutch for mother, coincidence? I think not...

score 8 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-31T21:55:40+00:00

Use forcetame command to tame the creature

score 11 · Answer 4 · 2021-01-20T22:55:53+00:00

In my language(dutch) moeder means mom... 😬

score 12 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-18T18:25:33+00:00

Ice titan:you got legs?

Forest titan:Yea I got legs. Do you

Desert titan:I got invisible legs what about you?

Modar:no I am sad 😰...

King titan:it is ok to be sad sometimes.i also got le....

Modar:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Everyone but modar:SH*T

score 11 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-25T19:44:34+00:00

Moeder

Moedor

Moedoor

Mroedoor

More door

score 12 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-22T17:37:22+00:00

It’s Godzilla’s baby learning how to swim

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2023-07-11T17:29:05+00:00

Jimmys mom: “alright jimmy let’s check on your pe-“.

Jimmys mom: *sees toxic waste next to fish tank*

Jimmys mom: *looks in and sees empty*

Jimmys mom: *looks outside window to ocean*

Jimmys mom: *sees jimmy with that*

Jimmys mom: “JIMMY WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOXIC WASTE AND FISH?!”

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2023-07-11T17:23:39+00:00

Yeah…. I’m still here….. not like you care now…..but just letting you know…. I exist…. I think….also, That looks like my giant pet goldfish to my other fish….they see THAT thing.

score 12 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-04T12:44:03+00:00

Have you seen my pet Fish gets eaten

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2023-07-03T17:46:54+00:00

Look at my pet worm.

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2021-09-17T21:39:26+00:00

You MIGHT have a chance against these using 100 tek mosasaurs...

score 12 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-08T12:43:03+00:00

Yes, just make some large bear traps and trap it, YES

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2023-11-01T20:54:12+00:00

This is compy after finding out about all you can eat buffets

score 12 · Answer 15 · 2019-11-21T13:30:29+00:00

Ark’s first water boss! HOW IN THE WORLD IS A PERSON SUPPOSED TO BEAT THIS THING!!! Ark has gone way to far with being a hard game!

score 10 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-31T09:41:31+00:00

RUN

O SAID RUN STOP READING AMD RUN

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2022-04-11T01:07:30+00:00

Ark players: it’s a moeder

Botw players: its a Molduga

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2022-08-16T12:31:19+00:00

Lol its atully a boss but it can be forcetamed

score 8 · Answer 19 · 2020-10-01T04:21:26+00:00

Use destroy gun on god mode LOL

score 10 · Answer 20 · 2019-11-10T12:53:38+00:00

AAAAAAAH!ME SCARED.ME NIGHTMARES