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What are some funny jokes or stories about the moeder? Funny moeder jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 18 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-30T01:38:33+00:00

Mosasaur: I can kill anything in the ocean!

Moeder: Am I a joke to you?

score 20 · Answer 2 · 2021-12-06T05:05:30+00:00

Ah yes the for mentioned demon tadpole

score 31 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-30T20:52:15+00:00

Is it a bird is it plane no it's a moeder

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2024-04-25T22:43:35+00:00

So this is what I get when I search on Google for eel on drugs.....

score 14 · Answer 5 · 2022-08-22T04:36:01+00:00

Is it just me or did Jabba the hut have a kid with a fish?

score 30 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-15T05:28:56+00:00

Moeder is training her minions just when an army comes it sees a megaachelon, a giant army of mosas,tusos ready to grab it, megaldons with sharp teeth and some fancy looking robot and much more. She hides in her cave but has to come out and dies. But then it wakes up again seeing an army again

score 29 · Answer 7 · 2020-04-13T20:35:50+00:00

Forcetame.

Your welcome.

(A helpful tip should include more words.)

score 24 · Answer 8 · 2020-12-11T03:24:49+00:00

Coelacanths on steroids be like

score 27 · Answer 9 · 2020-06-15T20:23:49+00:00

Let me just aaa go into god mode

score 26 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-30T10:21:08+00:00

Dis guy is a massive chonker and will kill u if u do not social distance

score 13 · Answer 11 · 2022-07-15T18:00:23+00:00

Oh here he comes I LIKE THEM BIG I LIKE THEM CHUNKY

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2024-05-13T16:28:21+00:00

Is it fat or is it really fat or is it fattier

score 23 · Answer 13 · 2020-06-06T16:49:43+00:00

Its Big

A HeLPfUL TIp ShOUld iNcluDe a FEw More WoRDs

score 26 · Answer 14 · 2019-11-09T19:21:54+00:00

Moeder: Exists

Cubozoa multis: Am I a joke to you?

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2023-10-11T01:27:50+00:00

This looks like a coel mixed with brownie colored Sarco skin and a slight bit of element and just a bit of Rockwell (and a tad of eel too)

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2024-05-03T20:42:03+00:00

Man hulk smells fishy big green

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2024-02-17T20:50:56+00:00

You:ewww a eel.

Eel: eww a fat ugly depressed human.

You: what did you say??

Eel: nothin

score 17 · Answer 18 · 2021-04-24T18:36:38+00:00

Subnautica be like. Hope I have you flashbacks

score 22 · Answer 19 · 2020-03-17T00:35:24+00:00

Me: how did u make so many eels

Moeder: I made them!!!

Me: so... where the dad

Mowder: ...

Ladies and gentlemen

WE GOT EM!

score 20 · Answer 20 · 2020-06-26T19:23:38+00:00

When an eel gets diabetes and you do nothing about it