Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the microraptor? Funny microraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2023-05-18T11:25:56+00:00

Why does micro mean “tiny” if, Micro could mean Microphone? So its a Microphone Raptor! 🎤 🎤 🎤

-SpecialRaptor

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2021-05-06T11:42:30+00:00

I tamed one of these before and I levelled up its damage and speed so much that it could kill a T rex before the T rex could do anything.

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2024-04-09T01:21:56+00:00

I fell like these things are going to just hunt me down and pop out of the middle of nowhere. I adding something good and these things just kill me out of nowhere.

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2021-01-06T15:06:36+00:00

Me: winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Microraptor: hold my beer

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2024-03-25T05:37:43+00:00

Roses are red violence are blue what do you know that it’s charging to you the roses have wilted and the violence are dying do you know you are off your mouth and dying

Well it’s unpassive

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2023-02-05T05:33:56+00:00

Death is that you

Yes(load a gun) it is

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2023-01-25T20:42:13+00:00

These guys are the reason I only play abberation

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2022-01-06T22:18:59+00:00

So I like raptors but I hate these guys

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-31T19:18:28+00:00

These suck. Almost everytime I have lost something it’s been cause of these suckers.

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-08T15:56:18+00:00

Chicken bock bock. Demon chicken. :(

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2019-01-22T01:06:31+00:00

i liTTALY DIED TO A LEVEL 6 CARNO BECAUSE OF THIS LITTLE BALL OF HATE AND FURY. THE LITTLE FR*CKER KNOCKED ME OFF MY BARY AND JUST SAT THERE AS I GOT ATE. I COULDNT WHISTLE NEUTRAL OR ANYTHING. Jesus, if your gonna use these, use these like this. Your destined to make people mad

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2022-07-01T13:58:29+00:00

It’s a bird!

It’s a plane!

No! It’s the reason my controler broke my pane!

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2022-06-24T01:05:46+00:00

Hi my name is micro I’m love to be the guy who makes you set your pc ablaze and test your exzistenst

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2018-08-19T15:19:45+00:00

They’re in love with the troodons lol

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2022-06-04T00:47:17+00:00

Shoutout to the trike that saved my butt from one of these. Stood there dumbfounded for a moment like “he saved me”

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-20T00:26:14+00:00

I tamed about twenty, set them all to aggressive, put them in my 10x5x7 stone base, and when some alpha tribe raided my base they got knocked off of their rex. I killed the player but got killed at least ten times by their tames. Best investment ever.

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2020-12-20T10:19:24+00:00

One of these chased me and it flew off a bleedin cliff... I found one later and called it Microwave... Yuh I'll be in this corner over here bye..

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2019-10-07T22:09:41+00:00

You: oh no an angry bish turkey

Microraptor: John Cena ba banum ba!

You: oh no oh god no, wait argy pls come back

Argy: seeya

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2019-09-14T00:34:30+00:00

Does the wiki say it can’t fly? Yes. Does the game say it can’t fly? No....

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2018-05-15T07:10:49+00:00

Looks like a chicken that can go on your back... Enough said...