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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the microraptor? Funny microraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dev1: alright! We need a new “raptor” in redwoods.
Dev2: let’s make it same size as an archy.
Dev1: ok…
Dev3: and let’s make it have steaks that sound like the people screaming from hell!
Dev1: um…okay?…
Dev2: and let’s have it have very buggy eyes!
Dev1: scary…
Dev3: let’s make it have MEGA leg strength!
Dev1: it’s a little to sma-
Dev2: do it!
Dev3: and make it swarm in groups.
Dev1: evil😬…
Dev2: and make it very annoying!
Dev1:done.
Dev1: we gonna get a lot of clap from this thing…
Dev1: alright! Next raptor!
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