Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the microraptor? Funny microraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hi I’m Icedogelord I play in creative mode YES I DO OH MY GO WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!! T_T I was sailing to herbivore island and my game crashed so when I logged back on of course when you log the shoulder pets aren’t on you’re shoulder he somehow just VANISHED then I found him swimming ACROSS THE OCEAN CHASING A LEEDSYCHTHIS ACROSS THE GOD**MN MAP he’s still alive though 😂😂😂
One day... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Killed by microraptor) me in ark heaven aka not: !##@$@$!!^@$^#^@^@^$^$^&@*×*=&* you bird!!!!. Just so you know the ^$&@%@ part is just your character when you get killed by these or another person's character