Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the microraptor? Funny microraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Let me tell you a story... so this one time I was sitting there taming a bee.. sticking purple flowers up her a**, just minding my own business... next thing you know I heard in the background you got knocked the f**k out and I'm like huh? I started seeing yellow and a Dino circling around me, I begged for help from the creature.. he killed me and I lost everything... f**king micro p*enis should've been their names.,,
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