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Jokes and funny moments about the Megatherium from ARK players.

Sleep on its belly they said..its a snorlax they said..you can cryropod it they said....(Snorlax used Pulverising Pancake!) Me: Oh shi-

Wow sloths got super nefted for giant scary killer to being sacred to poop

Megatherium thoughts “I wish I had ankles…. and knees….. and legs”

Every time I go somewhere he’s fat furry he throws poop at me

I call these guys sloth-bears. I mean, you cam see it too right?

I think Sid did steriods also they walk on the sides of there feet anyone notice that (guy with pterodactyl)

When yous see this run, it is immoral sloth will kill you and your 30 ob

east mom

Does it seem weird to anyone else that that things spanks harder than my dad

They look like an ape

I so that’s why they go ape sh!t around bugs got it

So why do they hate bugs

h0/¥ Cr@p THESE THINGS ARE SO…

Kmalesic level 98 was killed by a Megatherium level 425

Respawned…

I WACK YO HEAD WITH 100,000,000,000,000, TRANQS…

HAHAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT MADARA UCHIHA I KILL U WITH MY…

KMALESIC LEVEL 98 KILLED BY…

If uu use a showdowmane or a rock drake Nd stay at blue or red all day uu come up trust me i do it all the time 🤣🤣

I shot it and thought it was running away. I got instantly K.O’d

The Megatherium family

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Momma Megatherium: Time for dinner!

Big brother Megatherium: *has door closed*

Little brother Megatherium: *opens Door* Br- *sees chitin* BIG BRO!! MOM SAID NO MORE METH!!!!

The big brother murdered the…

Great for raiding fly on quetz platform saddle over enemy's base feed bug unclaim punch drop into base.