Sleep on its belly they said..its a snorlax they said..you can cryropod it they said....(Snorlax used Pulverising Pancake!) Me: Oh shi-
Megatherium

Jokes and funny moments about the Megatherium from ARK players.
Wow sloths got super nefted for giant scary killer to being sacred to poop
Does anyone else think this guy looks like a dire bear🐻
Megatherium thoughts “I wish I had ankles…. and knees….. and legs”
Every time I go somewhere he’s fat furry he throws poop at me
These look like a crossbreed between a gorilla and a horse.
I call these guys sloth-bears. I mean, you cam see it too right?
I think Sid did steriods also they walk on the sides of there feet anyone notice that (guy with pterodactyl)
I can’t find this on mobile seriously whhyyyy
When yous see this run, it is immoral sloth will kill you and your 30 ob
east mom
Does it seem weird to anyone else that that things spanks harder than my dad
They look like an ape
I so that’s why they go ape sh!t around bugs got it
So why do they hate bugs
h0/¥ Cr@p THESE THINGS ARE SO…
Kmalesic level 98 was killed by a Megatherium level 425
Respawned…
I WACK YO HEAD WITH 100,000,000,000,000, TRANQS…
HAHAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT MADARA UCHIHA I KILL U WITH MY…
KMALESIC LEVEL 98 KILLED BY…
h0/¥ Cr@p THESE THINGS ARE SO…
Kmalesic level 98 was killed by a Megatherium level 425
Respawned…
I WACK YO HEAD WITH 100,000,000,000,000, TRANQS…
HAHAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT MADARA UCHIHA I KILL U WITH MY…
KMALESIC LEVEL 98 KILLED BY GIGA LEVEL 94…
PLEASE MADARA…ALLIANCE?🥺
HAHA
If uu use a showdowmane or a rock drake Nd stay at blue or red all day uu come up trust me i do it all the time 🤣🤣
I shot it and thought it was running away. I got instantly K.O’d
Imagine playing on mobile........
The Megatherium family
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Momma Megatherium: Time for dinner!
Big brother Megatherium: *has door closed*
Little brother Megatherium: *opens Door* Br- *sees chitin* BIG BRO!! MOM SAID NO MORE METH!!!!
The big brother murdered the…
The Megatherium family
——————————————
Momma Megatherium: Time for dinner!
Big brother Megatherium: *has door closed*
Little brother Megatherium: *opens Door* Br- *sees chitin* BIG BRO!! MOM SAID NO MORE METH!!!!
The big brother murdered the little brother, went downstairs, ate his dinner and hid his brother’s body
The end :)
They eat meat wtf?
The real megatherium ate berries and leaves
Great for raiding fly on quetz platform saddle over enemy's base feed bug unclaim punch drop into base.
Its very very very very very very very very ugly