
What are some funny jokes or stories about the megatherium? Funny megatherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
The Megatherium family
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Momma Megatherium: Time for dinner!
Big brother Megatherium: *has door closed*
Little brother Megatherium: *opens Door* Br- *sees chitin* BIG BRO!! MOM SAID NO MORE METH!!!!
The big brother murdered the little brother, went downstairs, ate his dinner and hid his brother’s body
The end :)