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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megapithecus? Funny megapithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-11-24T02:15:42+00:00

Why is king Kong in ark I am confused

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2022-10-14T17:48:45+00:00

Curios George needs to get off drugs..

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2022-10-14T17:47:54+00:00

BANNER!!! NOOOOOOOOOO COME BACK

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-16T08:41:29+00:00

mmm, monke

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-07-09T00:48:28+00:00

Harambe? I haven’t heard that name in years…

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2023-03-04T02:12:02+00:00

Soooo… It can kill even with creative mode, it chucked a rock at me and killed me and my gigas

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2023-02-05T05:53:36+00:00

Is this a ark pvper 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-12-28T15:12:28+00:00

Goddamn...was still a noob in ark i saw this from afar in PvP zone thought twas a fellow survivor..guess what? i ran for my life.. full speed 😑

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2023-07-08T16:26:07+00:00

Ok ok now you die Yeets boulder

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2023-05-30T14:29:19+00:00

New gorilla glue wait no this is a real gorilla AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2023-05-29T23:01:20+00:00

Me playing ark: oh hey dad

Dad:

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-26T01:04:56+00:00

Solve for a crappster like this, step one monkey plus drugs then times it by my grandma and you get killer George

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2022-01-16T22:51:34+00:00

Anyone know what would happen if the boss fell into instakill pit? 🤔

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2022-03-17T00:37:58+00:00

This look like your mom that has

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score -3 · Answer 15 · 2022-08-28T09:26:43+00:00

Hello 12345678910

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score -3 · Answer 16 · 2022-07-14T11:02:51+00:00

Shrek be getting kinda big.

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2020-09-28T23:46:31+00:00

Oh god, now Wildcard are putting Kaiju in the game

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2020-07-25T17:57:10+00:00

If monkey king played ark as a dino,This would be him.

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2020-07-22T01:21:33+00:00

Monkey Monkey is Monkey Monkey

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-04T02:52:19+00:00

Curious George, let’s explore !! Ooo a cave oo some element ooooo now I’m furious George!

Now u shall all bow! For years I tried to eliminate ur speceies, but I thought I was giving hugs u idiots! I even threw ur wallets in the cash register at Walmart, but I thought it was a really generous tip!! I also shred ur driving lisens in the shredder. But u just give me a time out!!!!!!! I will kill u!!!!!!now bow u fat disgraces!!!!!!!!!!!!