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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megapithecus? Funny megapithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2021-08-07T13:17:08+00:00

*teams up with Godzilla and proceeds to decapitate Mechagodzilla*

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2021-05-30T02:06:02+00:00

What is king king doing in ark survival.

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2020-06-27T23:27:13+00:00

Ark added king gong? And tek Dino’s like the robot Dino’s in the show? Tek Dino’s verses King Kong! I wanna be on Kong’s side. Me: hey Kong-

Talkingmoose was killed by Kong lv 1

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2020-06-12T09:29:55+00:00

Anybody know where my meso went?

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2020-06-08T15:59:50+00:00

COME ON ITS JUST A BIG SMELLY SCARED APE. ONE WILD GIGA CAN TAKE FIVE OF THESE BOYS

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2019-05-18T22:46:58+00:00

Bring guns guns and more guns along with Dino's your gonna need it lol🤣🤣🤣

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2019-05-15T21:59:36+00:00

Try not to die and if you do succeed then you’ll win :)

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2019-02-28T00:56:31+00:00

HEY IS THIS KING KONG

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2018-01-20T18:20:47+00:00

That moment when you walk up the stairs.

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2019-09-04T17:24:56+00:00

It needs a plaster.its shoulder is bleeding.scroll down.

👌lol. made you look.

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2019-05-02T12:03:29+00:00

Wait, isn't this a giganthopithicus, like from the jungle book? No? Oh wooby doo

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2018-11-05T10:50:50+00:00

Harumbay does lots of damage so bring lots of children to distract it and then just punch it in the face it will be so pleased

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-02-05T20:45:50+00:00

King Kongs grandad came to beat the shit outta the enemies

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-07-04T02:40:59+00:00

Ooooooooooooooooooooo monkey man on 🐒 drugs do u know how? Ordered my dog and really had my first bite and the guy was everything he did a great guy with his name on the price menu was very friendly and very friendly

Monkey man: I may have had some drugs, but u drinking oceans of alcohol

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-29T21:58:51+00:00

Hamarambay be like in ark hello

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-11-24T02:15:42+00:00

Why is king Kong in ark I am confused

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-08-15T20:45:13+00:00

When a Saiyan looks at the full moon 😂

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-08-13T00:47:59+00:00

There would be less crime in the world if blacks and lations didn't exist. Gays. Harambe.

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-05-19T02:17:23+00:00

Me try’s to tame him him “bra why” me oh no he thinks he is bamax

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-28T12:52:29+00:00

You all have it wrong... use a dragon that has no wings and has blue fire instead.