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Let me tell you a story taking place on Cragg’s Island. Once, I put in a cheat code and spawned a few Megapithicus due to my lack of impulse control. I had an army of Alpha Texas by my side. One named Gerald lead the charge along with Gary, Henry, Judith, and Doloris. The mega’s beat their chests and roar. Suddenly, their seismic roar summons mind-contrived bigfoots and monkeys. In seconds, the Rex army was no more. Pray for Doloris....

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