Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Let me tell you a story taking place on Cragg’s Island. Once, I put in a cheat code and spawned a few Megapithicus due to my lack of impulse control. I had an army of Alpha Texas by my side. One named Gerald lead the charge along with Gary, Henry, Judith, and Doloris. The mega’s beat their chests and roar. Suddenly, their seismic roar summons mind-contrived bigfoots and monkeys. In seconds, the Rex army was no more. Pray for Doloris....
More Megapithecus Funny Tips
Megapithicus’s origin story
Dora: Hi boots!
Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!
Dora: Wow! Element!
Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*
Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!
Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora
Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*
Dora: Booooots!!!
Boots: Bow or perish mortal!
Dora: I’ll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!
Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!
Dora: Boots! Wait!
Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*
The entire yard is now covered in Dora’s blood soaked remains
Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!
I know a way to tame it without force tame I saw this in a movie once. Step one: go to the mega pithecus arena. Step two: make you tribe mates dress as Indians and tie you to a pole. Step four: scream and let the monkey grab you. Step five: let it take you to the top of the arena and do some tricks for it and wait for it to become your friend. And that’s how you tame the big monkey.