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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

HEY IS THIS KING KONG
More Megapithecus Funny Tips
Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator
Curious George has had enough....
Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.
Gorrila glue in retirementβ¦AND STEROIDS
Donkey Kong has made it to ark!
Megapithicusβs origin story
Dora: Hi boots!
Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!
Dora: Wow! Element!
Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*
Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!
Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora
Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*
Dora: Booooots!!!
Boots: Bow or perish mortal!
Dora: Iβll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!
Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!
Dora: Boots! Wait!
Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*
The entire yard is now covered in Doraβs blood soaked remains
Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!
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This killed me when I was in creative.
This is what happened to King Kong
Watch out for that hole in the boss arena, i have lost many rexβs to that hole.