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I wanna be like you.

Now I'm the king of the swingers, the jungle VIP.

He's reached the top but had to stop.

And that's what's botherin' me.

I wanna be a man, man-cub and stroll right into town.

And be just like the other men, I'm tired of monkeyin' around.

Oh Ooh ohh ooh.

I wanna be like you ooh ooh.

I wanna walk like you, talk like you.

Ooh ooh ooh.

You see it's true ooh ooh.

An ape like me hee hee.

Can learn to be hu hoo hoo man too hoo hoo.

Now listen closely man-cub.

We've got some plans for you.

The choice is clear.

We need you here.

To make our dreams come true.

Oh Ooh ooh ooh.

I wanna be like you ooh ooh

I wanna talk like you.

Walk like you.

Ooh ooh ooh.

You see it's true ooh ooh.

An ape like me hee hee.

Can learn to be hu ooh ooh man too hoo hoo.

I like the jungle book.

Deal with it.

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