Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator

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What my fridge sees at 2 am when I’m eating shredded cheese.

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

He choncc

Me: *kills a mesopithecus for fun*

Megapithecus: why hello there I’ll be killing all your dinos and destroying all your bases I hope you don’t mind

Me: no I don’t- wait

Donkey Kong has made it to ark!

You can turn your character like this when customizing. Make the body and everything short except for arms.

Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.

Curious George has had enough....

King Kong has arrived to kill your whole team