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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Guys the only way to kill this is with godzilla or mecha godzilla i one time did without them and died mokey very strong like so noobs can see this
More Megapithecus Funny Tips
Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator
Me when I stub my toe.
Megapithicusβs origin story
Dora: Hi boots!
Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!
Dora: Wow! Element!
Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*
Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!
Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora
Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*
Dora: Booooots!!!
Boots: Bow or perish mortal!
Dora: Iβll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!
Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!
Dora: Boots! Wait!
Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*
The entire yard is now covered in Doraβs blood soaked remains
Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!
The evolution of monkeys turning into men has grown quite a bit
Curious George has had enough....
Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.
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Donkey Kong has made it to ark!
Senku-we need about 15 Rexβs and a yuty and some RPGβS
Magma-grab the rexes and CHARGE!!!
For all the dr.stone fans
I know a way to tame it without force tame I saw this in a movie once. Step one: go to the mega pithecus arena. Step two: make you tribe mates dress as Indians and tie you to a pole. Step four: scream and let the monkey grab you. Step five: let it take you to the top of the arena and do some tricks for it and wait for it to become your friend. And thatβs how you tame the big monkey.