Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
This hulk did not give ant man his taco back
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More Megapithecus Funny Tips
Senku-we need about 15 Rexโs and a yuty and some RPGโS
Magma-grab the rexes and CHARGE!!!
For all the dr.stone fans
Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator
Megapithicusโs origin story
Dora: Hi boots!
Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!
Dora: Wow! Element!
Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*
Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!
Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora
Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*
Dora: Booooots!!!
Boots: Bow or perish mortal!
Dora: Iโll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!
Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!
Dora: Boots! Wait!
Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*
The entire yard is now covered in Doraโs blood soaked remains
Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!
Curious George has had enough....
Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.
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Donkey Kong has made it to ark!
I know a way to tame it without force tame I saw this in a movie once. Step one: go to the mega pithecus arena. Step two: make you tribe mates dress as Indians and tie you to a pole. Step four: scream and let the monkey grab you. Step five: let it take you to the top of the arena and do some tricks for it and wait for it to become your friend. And thatโs how you tame the big monkey.
This killed me when I was in creative.
Me: *kills a mesopithecus for fun*
Megapithecus: why hello there Iโll be killing all your dinos and destroying all your bases I hope you donโt mind
Me: no I donโt- wait