Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
How to tame one
Tame a yeti
Make it huge
Make it White and black.
What did I just make? LOL
More Megapithecus Funny Tips
Me when I stub my toe.
The monkeys turning into men evolution has evolved into something greater
The evolution of monkeys turning into men has grown quite a bit
Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator
Senku-we need about 15 Rexβs and a yuty and some RPGβS
Magma-grab the rexes and CHARGE!!!
For all the dr.stone fans
Megapithicusβs origin story
Dora: Hi boots!
Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!
Dora: Wow! Element!
Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*
Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!
Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora
Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*
Dora: Booooots!!!
Boots: Bow or perish mortal!
Dora: Iβll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!
Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!
Dora: Boots! Wait!
Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*
The entire yard is now covered in Doraβs blood soaked remains
Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!
Curious George has had enough....
Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.
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Donkey Kong has made it to ark!