Has anyone even thought about bringing a diploticus and shove it off the map?

Me: time to kill the alpha monkey

Me 10 seconds later: OH SHIT

Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator

Alternate universe where Boots discovered steroids

I think the Meso hit a little to much of that element

Curious George has had enough....

Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.

Megapithicus’s origin story

Dora: Hi boots!

Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!

Dora: Wow! Element!

Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*

Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!

Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora

Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*

Dora: Booooots!!!

Boots: Bow or perish mortal!

Dora: I’ll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!

Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!

Dora: Boots! Wait!

Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*

The entire yard is now covered in Dora’s blood soaked remains

Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!

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Donkey Kong has made it to ark!