Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Curious George, let’s explore !! Ooo a cave oo some element ooooo now I’m furious George!
Now u shall all bow! For years I tried to eliminate ur speceies, but I thought I was giving hugs u idiots! I even threw ur wallets in the cash register at Walmart, but I thought it was a really generous tip!! I also shred ur driving lisens in the shredder. But u just give me a time out!!!!!!! I will kill u!!!!!!now bow u fat disgraces!!!!!!!!!!!!
More Megapithecus Funny Tips
Megapithicus’s origin story
Dora: Hi boots!
Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!
Dora: Wow! Element!
Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*
Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!
Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora
Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*
Dora: Booooots!!!
Boots: Bow or perish mortal!
Dora: I’ll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!
Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!
Dora: Boots! Wait!
Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*
The entire yard is now covered in Dora’s blood soaked remains
Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!