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2576 points 📖 Stories Apr 11, 2017 Report

I jumped on top of a sleeping one thinking it was a rock...

424 points 📖 Stories Jan 3, 2021 Report

I walked up to this thing cause it was in a rock, all i saw was its fluffy back, so i thought it was a resource , hit it, thought it was theriz so i ran. Saw name and ran faster

64 points 📖 Stories Jan 5, 2023 Report

The mega eats my Ravager

I saw a lvl 35 megalo female I went to kill it with my Ravager and it picked it up and killed my lvl 245 Ravager rip my 145 tame Ravager. 1 up = 1 rest in peace Kratos

65 points 📖 Stories Nov 27, 2022 Report

Fun Fact : This was the First Ever Discovered Dinosaur Fossil !!!

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100 points 📖 Stories Oct 18, 2020 Report

Flying along on my argy when I notice the fluff. I'd seen this fluff before and knew this fluff wasn't like other sheep fluff. This fluff...this fluff is unhappy fluff.

I take the arty to 5 feet about said fluff and pop said fluff with 325% melee. Fluff awakes and proceeded to throw a fluffy tantrum. I laugh and hit fluff again. All of a sudden argy doesn't move. Fluff continues biting the argy. I dismount and run behind angry fluff and shoot 4 rounds of shotgun into fluff. Fluff let's argy go, turns, one hits me into Satan's living room, turns back and continues to eat my thunder chicken.

I responded and grab my wife's angry bird and fly to the scene of disarray. Once more into the fraying ride upon my winged beast. I see my bird of death aka reaper, I see the fluff, I lure the fluff off a cliff with the soft bird named jersey of which my wife rides, and hop back on my 100 health reaper and fly into the sun fearing for our lives.

We no longer go near the fluff. The fluff may roam in peace.

92 points 📖 Stories Jan 18, 2020 Report

I was in a cave. I found a rock. I tried to get stone for kore arrows. It wasn't a rock. I died. It was one of these guys sleeping. I bearly made it back and got my still somehow alaive shinehorn.

59 points 📖 Stories Oct 10, 2020 Report

Took one of my friends that just started playing ark told them about this dinosaur and told him not to go up to it because it will grab him he didn’t believe me watched him scream because it scared the crap out of him me Laughing my ass off🤣🤣

52 points 📖 Stories Nov 27, 2020 Report

I was shooting a lvl 140 one of these with tranq darts and someone came with their giga and ate it. I hate you 😻😽

3 points 📖 Stories Nov 19, 2025 Report

My dad was playing, found this guy then ran for his life, then came back and it was gone... To this day I still wonder where it is...

19 points 📖 Stories Feb 3, 2022 Report

I was going into a caves for artifacts when i heard the nighttime transition music. Great, I thought, the megalosauruses are out. I was careful to make sure that I didn’t accidentally bump into one. I was almost to the artifact when I saw an arthropleura. Those stupid danger noodles are one of my worst nightmares. The going looked pretty easy other than that. That’s when I saw it… a head poked out from behind a rock. “Nope,” I said. “I’m going to die today.” I sat there staring at that megalosaurus, but I wasn’t leaving without the artifact. I stayed right there. All night, sometimes the megalosaurus would wander dangerously close to my hiding place. Finally, she curled up and went to bed. That is, after scaring the living crap out of me all night.

For those of you wondering, no, I didn’t get the artifact. After I’d proved I could keep my head (literally) and be patient, I was ambushed by a sneaky acidic noodle. Remember, always go into the caves in the morning✌️👍

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