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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
How to turn your Megalosaurus into a fire breathing dragon:
Step 1: Pick up a tribemate who's holding a flamethrower
Step 2: Profit
Also you can stack five people on one Megalosaurus if you have them mount, dismount and then lay down on its back. You can run around with up to five people stacked on top of it, along with one person as the rider and someone in its mouth
So yea I was in the cliffs enjoying the peaceful views and watching my ankly to be tame. The night settled in so as standard standing torch was at the ready. All of a sudden I hear my argentavis screeching turns round to see this son of a bitch holding the bird in its mouth and shaking me to my core. As always I tried to remain calm when ark is just arking with you. Equipped my sword light disappears and I'm frantically slashing and hacking one of these buggers. Eventually the beast drops my bird has a slither of health and a sabertooth bitch slaps my argy. R.I.P sir flattery
One night there was a survivor who went on a journey with his pets, a trike, tek parasaur, and carbonemys. All pretty high level. Then a monster lurking in the shadows was about to change their life forever. A Megalosaurus was carnivorous and nocturnal, meaning they only came out looking for prey at night. It attacked the tek parasaur first. It killed it and killed the trike next. The last two standing were the carbo and the survivor. The carbo went charging in with determination, but it wasn't enough. The survivors last creature collapsed and all that was left of the squad was the weak survivor. He went fighting anyway and was killed shortly after.
Lesson learned: Don't bring all of your creatures out at night.