What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
What? Your megapiranha is evolving!
(*pokemon evolving music*)
Your negapiranha evolved in dolphin killer!
I walking around with my friend Bob,and then I found a glithched fish on the sand,I watch in its inventory and I found,thooth of Megalodon,I take the pikaxe and its gave raw meat,but it is a fish