Basically a Komodo dragon in almost every way possible except climbs walls

Guys I found the source of the corona virus

They actually have really nice eyes

Please read these megalania tips with an Australian accent.

This tip is for that thick boy 😂😂🤣😂😜😂😉😂😜🤣😂🤣🤣😉😂😂🤣😹🤣😉
Oof

Um I feed to much to my moschop
And it got FAT

Please help. I think my moschops is broken, how do I fix it

Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!

Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.

Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!
CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!

(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)

me:goes into artifact of the hunter cave
megalania:im bout to do whats called a pro gamer move

so i was walkin around in the cave on me PC, just goin round back to get sum athros, then i hear this sqeakin sound, sorta like the sound a bloody spider makes in minecraft, then this giant flamin mongrel goanna pops down fom the roof and he was just like... suprise mudufuka