Please read these megalania tips with an Australian accent.

HOW IN THE WORLD CAN PTERANODONS CAN PICK THEM UP!!!

Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!

Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.

Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!

CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!

(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)

Spider man, Spider man

Does what ever a spider can

Climbs a wall

Survive a 10 meter fall

Gives you rabies

He is in the shape of hades

Look, there goes Spider Man

Mega rabies yeah I’ve said enough

Guys I found the source of the corona virus

this is moschops on beer jars so uh boom yes e

I MEAN PTERANODONS CANT EVEN PICK UP A MOSCHOP AND PICK A THING TWICE AS BIG AS A MOSCHOPS. I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THE PTERANODONS LEGS!!!

Why does this thing look like a big evil mosochops?🤔😄

Why does this thing look like a big evil mosochops?🤔😄