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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the mantis? Funny mantis jokes submitted by ARK players.
I‘m never gonna tame These mfs anymore.I was like on fjodur and wanted to tame ohne of them.So i grabed my pickaxe and Start farming deathworm horns.At First these horns weight More than a quetz can hold and second, i needed chille armor (if i have writen something wrong, dont wonder, im german)Ok
I was in balheimr and searched for mantis.The good thing is, that i was in a server with much hp (50x) but the bad thing was that i Knew, the creatures make a f ing lot of damage. So i found a mantis wich was 773🫠.i started to crouch and Go behind him but from nowhere a wywren started to kill and eat me.the Same thing happend twice and just gave up.
“For those of you in line to be injected with mantis DNA, we’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is that you will no longer be injected with mantis DNA. The good news is we have another test for you. Grab a rifle and get ready to fight an army of mantis-men. Don’t worry, you’ll know when the test starts.” -Cave Johnson
WHY ISN’T THERE AN OPTION FOR SAD?! I was gifted a baby joker mantis. It hit adolescence and I came home to find it on the roof?!? After a proper scolding she was placed to follow a babysitter (forest griffin was not pleased with his new roll as insect daddy) but yet I came home once again before she reached adulthood to find her gone 😭
forest griffin is still in questioning as a suspect.