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Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the mantis? Funny mantis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ark: ok, whe're going to make a giant insectoid death-centaur that is 15 feet tall and can hold two swords at once, oh, and it can only be tamed with an item that can only be acquired by killing something with a quarter as much health as a giga
Players: oh, no, why?!
Ark: and it can also leap and make a small explosion where it lands.
Players: quick, run away!
Mantises *chop chop chop chop*
Players *respawn respawn respawn respawn*
Mantises *chop chop chop chop*
Players *respawn respawn respawn respawn*
Etc ect ect ect
I‘m never gonna tame These mfs anymore.I was like on fjodur and wanted to tame ohne of them.So i grabed my pickaxe and Start farming deathworm horns.At First these horns weight More than a quetz can hold and second, i needed chille armor (if i have writen something wrong, dont wonder, im german)Ok
I was in balheimr and searched for mantis.The good thing is, that i was in a server with much hp (50x) but the bad thing was that i Knew, the creatures make a f ing lot of damage. So i found a mantis wich was 773🫠.i started to crouch and Go behind him but from nowhere a wywren started to kill and eat me.the Same thing happend twice and just gave up.
Mine was named Ted, Ted was a nice guy I liked Ted, some jerk came and killed him and raided my base I was shattered, so I got the admins to come and help me since they liked Ted as well, they gave me creative I went to the other guys base and summoned like 15 gigas on his base and I got a death threat from him and I said “that’s what you get for killing Ted”
“For those of you in line to be injected with mantis DNA, we’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is that you will no longer be injected with mantis DNA. The good news is we have another test for you. Grab a rifle and get ready to fight an army of mantis-men. Don’t worry, you’ll know when the test starts.” -Cave Johnson
POV: a small family of R-Mantis living in Rockwell’s Biome:
Me: Flying over on my imported Rhynio
Mantis 1: oh, it’s such a wonderful day! Everything’s so bright and nothing is going to stop us!
Mantis 2: I agree!
Mantis 3: why do I hear something…
Mantis 1 & 2: what?
Mantis 3: uhh… what is that? RUN!
Mantis 1&2: run from wh-
Me: hehe free organic polymer, now c e a s e .
~ CPG