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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the mantis? Funny mantis jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2020-05-05T11:40:05+00:00

One time I was just wandering around looking for a tribe then the next thing I know : You Where Killed By A Mantis. Dam

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2019-02-10T07:04:35+00:00

Fallout NV called, the Mohave wants its enemy back

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2018-04-16T03:35:35+00:00

Omg I found a mantis (knocks it out)IT EATS DEATH WORM HORN hello darkness my old friend...

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2022-05-02T15:36:12+00:00

Up the melee damage and throw some machete's in their hands and leave it inside your house for a nice surprise for raiders 😂

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2019-07-24T01:31:22+00:00

Equips swords with mantis

Pumps melee damage

UNLIMITED POWER

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-07-10T22:33:17+00:00

How to tame:

Sit one inch away from it

Die

Die 30 times

Die die die

Hit with club

Die die

Give black pearls

Give axe

(Wakes up and wipes server)

:)

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-08T14:08:52+00:00

I had one of these. I took him around and he unlocked all the tekgrams. Now, I just need to decide. Tek claws, or Tek Swords? Naw, Railguns all the way.

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-16T16:07:13+00:00

Supersmart insects

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-06-05T02:49:06+00:00

How do these things not notice they are being fed when you are taming them? 🧐 This really confuses me.

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2018-08-10T17:56:41+00:00

Dual ascendant swords? I think so!

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2018-03-22T19:20:50+00:00

Name one Kung Fu Fighting and name another Fast as Lightning

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2024-10-25T12:47:45+00:00

BUG BUG BUG BUG BUG BUG BUG BUG BUG

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-06-27T15:22:17+00:00

If I saw one I would find a person with arachnophobia and make Them get chased

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-04T00:40:52+00:00

Manti1:huh what's this.

Ark:TLC 3 is live along with additional life.

Manti2:hey manti1 look.

Ark:mantis can now have babies.

Manti2:Well At the 7th let's have babies.

Manti1:I hate my life.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2024-07-14T11:10:52+00:00

BE IN GWASS

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-26T23:11:06+00:00

Therizinosaurus : I’m the best harvester!!!

Mantis: hold my beer

*laughs in moschops*

*Stares in Anklyosaurus*

*judges in rex*

*Does not bother in Giga*

*sleeps in megatherium*

Titanosaurus: Pathetic

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-05-07T13:35:03+00:00

If you search prayer in d0d0 dex mantis shows up

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2018-05-28T19:27:22+00:00

Don’t worry! It just REALLY wants to give you a hug!

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2019-08-15T02:10:34+00:00

Never come unprepared when tameing

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2023-12-17T15:26:00+00:00

POV: a small family of R-Mantis living in Rockwell’s Biome:

Me: Flying over on my imported Rhynio

Mantis 1: oh, it’s such a wonderful day! Everything’s so bright and nothing is going to stop us!

Mantis 2: I agree!

Mantis 3: why do I hear something…

Mantis 1 & 2: what?

Mantis 3: uhh… what is that? RUN!

Mantis 1&2: run from wh-

Me: hehe free organic polymer, now c e a s e .

~ CPG