
WHY ISN’T THERE AN OPTION FOR SAD?! I was gifted a baby joker mantis. It hit adolescence and I came home to find it on the roof?!? After a proper scolding she was placed to follow a babysitter (forest griffin was not pleased with his new roll as insect daddy) but yet I came home once again before she reached adulthood to find her gone 😭
forest griffin is still in questioning as a suspect.
Oh dear mantus
Please please grant us
One more chance
I lost my pants
Do not grab that sharp stick
I will give you nick
In exchange for my life
Just don’t grab that knife
I hope you are kind
I do not want my mind
To be eaten
Or to get beaten
I will give you nick
Just don’t grab that sharp stick.
— plastic bag poem