Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

“For those of you in line to be injected with mantis DNA, we’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is that you will no longer be injected with mantis DNA. The good news is we have another test for you. Grab a rifle and get ready to fight an army of mantis-men. Don’t worry, you’ll know when the test starts.” -Cave Johnson
More Mantis Funny Tips
Oh dear mantus
Please please grant us
One more chance
I lost my pants
Do not grab that sharp stick
I will give you nick
In exchange for my life
Just don’t grab that knife
I hope you are kind
I do not want my mind
To be eaten
Or to get beaten
I will give you nick
Just don’t grab that sharp stick.
— plastic bag poem